spam in 5-7-5


Yes ladies and gents, haiku about that glorious luncheon “meat.” One artform bleeds effortlessly into another.

Silken pig tofu,
The color of spanked buttocks
Blushing at my knife

What a mockery-
Lettuce and fruits surround SPAM.
Why gild the lily?

It clings to the can.
As I struggle to shuck it.
A porky oyster.

I possess the key
To your tin chasity belt
Open, breathe, glisten.

A bulimic binge:
Bread, cheese, spam, chips, Spam,
Gravity’s rainbow.

Brought to you by “Spam-ku: Tranquil Reflections on Luncheon Loaf” a book that I wish the local library had, for surely I would be reading it instead of merely posting excerpts.


~ by gypsyfirechicklet on March 13, 2008.

2 Responses to “spam in 5-7-5”

  1. i will say buy or die Spammer!!!!

  2. boody butt 🙂

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